Moose, Yaks, White Rhinos... whatever.

As my dad pointed out, he didn't give me Moose Tracks for Christmas. Moose Tracks is an ice cream flavor:



He did, in fact, give me a pair of YAK Trax.... not nearly as creamy and delicious, but slightly more helpful in slippery conditions:


Either way, thanks, Dad. You can send me Yak Trax or Moose Tracks any time you want.